Garbage-TimeNBA Players and Their Respective Simpson's Character
Well here it is.
Homer - Shaq
Homer Simpson and Shaq are the perfect for each
other. Homer isn't the best father or husband, people
aren't expecting a lot from him and then he does
something spectacular like saving Springfield from
destruction. Shaq is the same way, he use to be
unstoppable, and he use to be in shape, but now and
again he will turn the clock back and have one of
those games when we all remember why Shaq is one of
the greatest players ever.
Bart - Kobe
Bart and Kobe are the big names that everyone comes
to watch. They both have moments when you love them
and they also have moments when you just don't
understand what they are thinking. They both have an
edge to them that is hard to define, but they also
have something undeniably charming about them.
Principle Skinner - Bruce Bowen
Principle Skinner is Bart's mortal enemy, and Bruce
Bowen is Kobe's biggest foe on the hardwood.
Apu - Dwyane Wade
Both Apu, and D Wade put their bodies on the line
everyday they are at work. Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart
where he has been robbed many times, and been shot. D
Wade while driving to the hoop trying to make a high
degree of difficulty shot, he drives to the hoop with
no regards of being injured.
Chief Wiggum - Ben Wallace
Both are overrated, Chief Wiggum as a police officer,
and Ben Wallace as a defender.
Dr. Hibbert - Gilbert Arenas
Both are the best at what they do, but they both may
be a little crazy.
Barney - Vin Baker
Need I say more?
Smithers - Reggie Evans
Smithers may be a homosexual and I think the same can
be said for Reggie Evans. What straight man willingly
touches another mans junk?
Moe - Tracy McGrady
Moe is a loser, and T-Mac hasn't won anything.
Grandpa Simpson - Dikembe Mutombo
Do we really know how either one of these guys truly
are?
Side Show Bob - Ron Artest
Both are a little crazy.
Lenny and Carl - Darius Miles and Quentin Richardson
Best friends till the end.